January 26, 2011

Funny things professors say.

So I have this professor that is from New Zealand. And sometimes he says stuff that is just funny. Especially when you throw the accent in. For example:
"Sorry folks, that's real life!" Not so funny on it's own, but he's my stats professor so he says it about EVERYTHING. It just gets funnier every time. Especially when you're thinking to yourself "How is this ever going to be useful in the real world?"
"In statistics, there is no gender fence. Either you're a man or a woman." Who knew?! ;)

2 comments:

Sarah Says said...

There are some hilarious professors out there! I heard a story recently about a literature professor who polled his class to see if anyone read Twilight. When some girls put their hands up, he told them to leave and not to come back until they'd read something of value. http://bit.ly/f1hcv7

TaytertheTotter said...

LOL! I know a girl who had a political science class. When the teacher asked the students what happened in 1918, a young man raised his hand and said completely seriously "That was the year Edward was created." The teacher just kind of stared at him and then after a moment said "Right. Anyway... What happened of importance in 1918?"